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Title : Just Die Already (Update v1.0.3)

Publisher : Curve Digital               Platform : Nintendo Switch
Developer : Double Moose                  Origin : eShop
Genre : Adventure / Simulation      Title ID : 0100AC600CF0A800
Date : October 2021                  Format : 09x50MB / NSP

Summary

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by
the designers of Goat Simulator.

You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren't
having any children. There isn't anyone to pay for pensions due to
those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead
of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you -
just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice
but to survive on your own.

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

To make things worse, you've just been kicked out of your
retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous
challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify
for free retirement care.

So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a
little?

FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES - AVAILABLE NOW.

Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their
lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free
Player Versus Player update.

Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping
each other's limbs off.

Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old
Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!

BE OLD, BE BOLD.

You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the
world: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you
have found something in common with your grandparents.

BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK.

Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can
break you and you can break your everything.

DON'T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME.

Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home
and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from
a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your
head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?

ONE MISSION: RETIRE!

Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To
qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense.
Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in
the end...

SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER.

Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete
challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends'
limbs off!

BE OLD. TWICE.

You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.

LIMITLESS INTERACTION.

Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects.
Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring,
and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones,
air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be
used to hurt and maim.

EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER.

Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot
Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently
depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting
hurt while others will run away in terror.

THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU.

The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets
and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky
experimentation to truly see it all.

OLD. PERSON.

Okay that's the last time we promise.

Languages: English, French, German, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian,
Japanese, Korean and Chinese.

Update Notes: v1.0.3 (v196608). Firmware 13.0.0 and master key 9.1
are required.

Greets

Abstrakt . Capital . Caravan . Dual Crew Shining . Eurasia
Lightforce . Menace . Mode 7 . Nightfall . Oldskool . Paradox
Quartex . Quasar . Rising Sun . Squire . Triforce . Venom

SUXXORS - Not the best, still better than the rest! Since 2003.