xREL.v3

mount with dtp.... ah shit, sorry i dunno who has been writing our
nfos lately but he has been one boring motherfucker.  Anyway, your
favourite cloner is back here to entertain u nubs while this utter
shit game downloads.

PROCYON sadly presents:  THRILLVILLE! :(

Your crazy uncle Mortimer (Morty) is having trouble building his theme parks,
so he asks you for help. You must work with Morty (your wild imagination,
his inventions) to build the greatest park ever! But a new park chain
called "Globo-Joy" is stealing all your ideas! Eventually, they get closed
down, and Morty gets a job as a college professor in England, so he leaves
the park to you. Then you are left with the last park, Treasures of
Thrillville, where there are no rides,stalls, or games. You do not have
any starting attractions at all, and you must quickly change that. Once
you have completed all of the missions gold, you unlock these mini-games.

I don't know why we release this kind of shit but some fucking idiot
will leech this.

Anyway onto more chat from the PROCYON channel whilst cloning this trash:

<cloner> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
<cloner> i fucking had this game for 3 hours already!
<cloner> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
<leader> you got the right drivers?
<cloner> hell yes
<cloner> it was working fine yesterday
<cloner> why does this shit always happen to me?
<leader> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<cloner> i havent touched it since heroes of fuckwit magic release
<cloner> i'm growing impatient
<cloner> ANGRY even
<leader> throw that shit out tha window

<cloner> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
<cloner> FUCK!!!!!
<leader> it works?
<cloner> no, i threw it out the window
<leader> the disk?
<cloner> NO the whole drive
<cloner> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<leader> :D
<cloner> FUCK SHIT FUCK
<cloner> THE THRILLVILLE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<cloner> brb

<cloner> shit
<leader> what? did ya break it?
<cloner> well i couldn't open the drive
<cloner> so i had to pound it against a rock
<leader> :o
<cloner> quite HARD
<cloner> and you know what?
<cloner> that fucking disk wasnt even there
<leader> ???
<cloner> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<cloner> and when i got back upstairs i found the thrillville disk inside my bag
<leader> lol
<cloner> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<cloner> i'm actually cryin right now
<leader> kiss my black ass bro

<cloner> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<cloner> brb.

mount with dtpro, install, play!