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Goat Simulator: Goat of the Year Edition

RELEASE iNFO

Release Type ......: Direct Play

Ripped ............: Nothing

Release Date ......: 2014-03-28

Published By ......: Coffee Stain Studios

Game Genre ........: Simulation

Packed With .......: Winrar 5.01

Crack Used ........: Your MOM

GAME NOTES

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation
technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You
no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your
dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as
much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has
been compared to an old-school skating game, except
instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of
doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style,
such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket
through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or
you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your
own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to
goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably
just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game
and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money
on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks,
or maybe pool your money together with your friends and
buy a real goat.

KEY FEATURES

* You can be a goat

* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends
that you're the alpha goat

* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends
that you're the alpha goat

* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the
crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're
keeping it

* In-game physics that spazz out all the time

* Seriously look at that goat's neck

* You can be a goat

iNSTALL NOTES

1) Extract TPTB-GOAT.001 using 7-Zip 9.20 or WinRAR.

2) Run using \GoatSim\Binaries\Win32\GoatGame-Win32-Shipping.exe

3) Play.

ADDiTiONAL NOTES

More Info: http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930/

Minimum System Requirements:

OS: XP (SP3), Vista (SP2), 7, 8
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible
DirectX: Version 9.0c  Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at
1.6GHz or better

( Support Game Development - If you like this game BUY IT! )

Crack will sometimes show up as a false positive, make sure
your Anti Virus software hasn't blocked it!

CREDiTS

Thanks to Your MOM for supplying the crack!

GREETiNGS

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2014-02-06

" Feeding your gaming addiction since '09 "