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Title : Darkestville Castle

Publisher : BUKA Entertainment          Platform : Nintendo Switch
Developer : Epic Llama                    Origin : eShop
Genre : Adventure / Puzzle          Title ID : 0100184011918000
Date : January 2022                  Format : 39x50MB / NSP

Summary

Classic Point-and-Click Adventure.

Dear Potential servant of chaos,.

Being evil isn't always easy... But boy it is so much more fun than
being a good guy!

Having someone witty like you on my team could be useful during
these not so dark times.

Everything in Darkestville was fine and dandy: I was tormenting the
town people, the town people were being tormented... It was a fair
deal! Who could complain? Not me, that's for sure!

...until that moron, Dan Teapot, hired a group of professional
demon hunters to banish me! I don't even know why he has a grudge
against me. Maybe I burnt his house a couple of times, but I only
did it because it was hilarious!

Anyway.

Help me in this adventure to best my foes and let's make evil reign
Darkestville once more!

Also by purchasing this game you are helping a noble cause, part of
your money will be used to enslave mankind... I mean... to clean
the seas from pollution, create a sanctuary for the only Endangered
Invisible Flamingo on this planet and other kind of noble sounding
lies.

Sincerely Evil,.

Cid:

P.S. So you're trembling with fear already, aren't you? That's the
spirit! Because this game is not only TERRIBLY interesting but also
TERRIBLY funny! If you ever enjoyed Tim Schafer's classic adventure
games and are fond of the Time Burton's black humor, we're about to
go along with you as these two Tims are my bros.

Sure I wouldn't be Cid if I didn't add a couple of dozens of the
cunning puzzles so don't you wait a cakewalk. They say it takes
seven hours to complete this game... Well let's see if you can do
it! I trust you can though - my incredible charm and fascinating
sense of style are more than enough to overcome any challenge!

P.P.S. While you were reading this, someone just rang the doorbell
of my castle and left a box with an "INDIE PRIZE - Best Game
Narrative" tag on it. Well... just another acknowledgment of my
incomparable awesomeness!

Languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish and Russian.

Notes: Update v1.0.1 (v65536) is included. Firmware 10.1.0 and
master key 9.1 are required.

Greets

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