w00t i'm on nforce!
Good evening, on this great day PROCYON gives you:
Star Wars Empire at War: Forces of Corruption CLONEDVD
Ye finally, now the star wars nerds can totally go wild on this
expansion pack! Be warned, this is again a YWNGL-if-you-install-this game
TYNGL means (you will never get laid)!
Here is what happend in the procyon channel just before we pred (number 2):
<PROCYONGOD> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<CLONER> Um. Ten bucks?
<PROCYONGOD> no I mean like, WinZip?
A message to PLEX aka. RECHARGED:
Fucked crap you guys made:
Sid.Meiers.RailRoads.CLONE-RECHARGED (bad clone, did you guys perhaps test?)
Star.Wars.Empire.At.War.Forces.of.Corruption.CLONE-RECHARGED (wont install, perhaps test?)
Age.Of.Empires.III.The.War.Chiefs-RECHARGED (ignored copy protection > not working, perhaps test?)
Heroes.Of.Annihilated.Empires.SFCLONE-RECHARGED (SFClones whahaha, get a life, serious,
sfclones never work)
And the other releases require our great loader to run ofcourse, morons.
PLEX did a good job renaming theirselves, after all sites banned them, so lets do the same
once more, so the oneliner for today:
"Save bandwidth, ban RECHARGED!"
A small message to Unleashed:
About Unleashed their release.. well nice proper, same as we thought, but CDs are for noobs.
A message to some wankers about our Dark Messiah of Might and Magic clone:
Some people had trouble, if you're one of them: try to boot it with pr0t stop + procyon.exe, will help.
Now 99% works instead of 88% of the people but if still don't boot,
use demo.exe but you didnt have this tip from us ;). Make sure latest DT is installed!
(pr0tstop is included in tools-*.rar inside this release)
A message to the idiots who really wanna install this game:
unpack,mount with dt4 all emu options on,install,use procyon securom loader,play, go fuck a goat
serial:
errors? use pr0t stop 1.0 also :)
if still dont work weeehaaaa! starforce shizzol disconnect ide bye bye...
Always remember
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We are the result of your democracy.
We are the result of your corruption.
We are PROCYON, bringing you only the finest quality!