xREL.v3

Weird Dreams
from MicroProse
Cracked by R. Bubba Magillicutty

GRAPHICS:  CGA/EGA/VGA/Tandy
SOUND:     Internal speaker/Adlib
CONTROLS:  Keyboard/Joystick
PROTECTION:
Deceptively easy doc check.  30 minutes.  Started out as a text-mode doc
check right when you first loaded.  Seemed to not protect itself in any way.
But if you removed the doc check, the game would lock up after you chose your
video and sound options.

NOTES:
This game is weird!  Now I know where they got the name.  It took me a
little bit to figure it out.  On the first screen, jump up when the rod comes
around and you'll grab it and get pulled out of whatever it is you are in.
Then it gets REALLY weird!  I kinda like this game...

INSTALLATION:
Just unzip this to any directory on the hard drive, you can answer "N" to
all of the Overwrite this file ? questions while unzipping.

CONTROLS:
Arrow keys/joystick - move around
Enter/Insert/Joystick button - action button
Arrows with action button - attack if you have a weapon
ESC - exit the game

MORE NOTES:
You need at least 580k free to run this thing.  It is a pretty good
game, but it is flakey as can be imagined.  It will lock up if you
don't have enough memory.  It'll lock up if you have Soft-Ice or any
386 mode program loaded.  It'll lock up if you hold your mouth wrong.
I had the most success with it when I removed my Config.sys, and had
589k free on reboot.  If it locks up on you, either A). Press the Reset
B). Turn off the computer, turn it back on, and try it again..  You
WILL need a bare bones system, don't use your config.sys, and DON'T
I REPEAT, DON'T Load Sidekick.. C). Delete it, and don't worry about it.
If you have problems, I am sorry.. The Original Did the same thing on
3 different computers..  And above all remember.. We don't write them,
we just crack them..This one would have needed a complete rewrite to
fix the crashing problem..

Greets go to Zippy Pinhead.

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