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Razor 1911 Proudly Presents:
DoubleTalk Sports Edition for Windows (c) Boyle & Ellgren
Supplied By : The Resistance Release Date : 10 December 1994
Game Type : Board Game Game Rating : 9/10
Cracked By : n/a Protection Type : n/a
Crack Patch : n/a Install Method : Unzip and go
Game Notes
This is the windows conversion of the great board game for all you
word association freaks. Sample clues are : Your favorite feline OR
Fanfag. Answer: Pussy. A monetary outline OR Shadow Master's favorite
type of game. Answer: Budget. To pull somebody along OR what Dendybar
dresses up in. Answer: Drag. This is the sports edition. Party on.
This game features enough clues to keep you occupied for hours and
has a great deal of dry humor that morons in Genesis probably don't
understand, but the rest of the population will enjoy. It includes
the option of playing a 2-player timed game or a 2-player race to
a certain score. It even includes a solitaire option so FanFag and
Dendybar can take turns playing and sucking each other's cocks.
Enjoy another great release from the deities at Razor and also check
out our other releases in the past two days: Retribution from Gremlin,
Royal Flush Pinball from Amtex and Virtuouso from Elite.
- EOS
Razor 1911 News/Greets/Etc..
Genesis: Will your foolish antics ever cease? With your uncracked
release of Tie Fighter: Defender of the Empire, you have again proved
how classless you really are. Defender of the Empire was available
at stores everywhere (but then again, since you released it, I guess
everybody already knew that), and was picked up by no less than three
groups. While our crackers were busy downloading Tie Fighter to test
the original, FanFag was happily spreading a KNOWINGLY UNCRACKED
COPY. If these actions are indicative of the lame stunts that you are
going to pull in the future, we will happily sit back, easily
outrelease you and watch you discredit your group even more.
If you guys are the symbol of might and determination, We sincerely
pray that we will never see the symbol of weakness and despair.
You guys may be right about one thing: releases may come and go (then
again, they always seem to be coming for us). However, morons will
always be morons. Season's greetings. Hope Santa brings you guys some
dignity for the new year. And, yes Fanfag, this is a very long
paragraph, but, unlike the incoherent crap you spew, it is easy to
understand, so don't bother trying to respond with your oh-so-sharp
wit until you learn how to make coherent sentences. Here's a tip:
Start with a subject and a verb.
Season's greetings go out to:
Hot Tuna, Wayward, Jack, Zeus, The Speed Racer, Woody, <Undisclosed>
Randall Flagg, The Comanche, Tazman, LT, Hoson, The Resistance, TRC
Captain Willy, The Caretaker and King Lear.
Extra special greets go out to Wyvern and Celestial Wizard.
Great work guys!
The Gods at Razor 1911 Are:
Analog Kid, Beowulf, Big Balls, Big Boss, Bit Manipulator, Blackhawk
The Brain, The Cardinal, The Comanche, Dark Overlord, Eos, Fallen Angel,
The GEcko, The Ghost Wind, Hot Tuna, The Intimidator, Jack, Jake Pickett
James Bomb, Lord Thinker, Marauder, Max Xevious, Merlin, Night Blade
Network, Pharaoh, Phoenix, Randall Flagg, The Renegade Chemist,
The Resistance, The Speed Racer, Sun Dancer, Wayward, Widget & Zeus
Razor 1911 : The Elites of the Trading Scene
Captain Willy, The Cardinal, Celestial Wizard, Criminal
The Dark Prophet, The Dutchmen, Jester King, King Lear,
Malicious Intent, Pagan Lord, Pharaoh, Primal Scream
Skybum, Savage Dragon, White Viper & Wyvern
Razor 1911 : European Elite
Bubble Man, Cremator, Digital Justice, Elvin Nox, Faldo
Hero, Low Cyl, The Master, Mister Big, Rage,
Raw Liquid, Retaliator, Slain & Toadie
World-Famous Razor 1911 Boards
The Assassins' Guild World HQ 11 Node(s) Blackhawk/R.Liq
Xenocide, Inc. Courier HQ 6 Node(s) Intimidator
Razor 1911 USA HQ USA HQ 10 Node(s) SoD Sysop
Aquila Euro HQ 5 Node(s) The Brain
Beyond Akira Member Board 10 Node(s) Pharaoh
Central Station Member Board 2 Node(s) Widget
Industry Standard Member Board 4 Node(s) Sonny
Robin's First Orgasm Member Board 5 Node(s) Big Balls
The Silo Member Board 6 Node(s) The Comanche
The Street Spydrs Member Board 4 Node(s) Maverick/GEcko
The Wall Member Board 7 Node(s) Roland/TGW
2112 Member Board 7 Node(s) Analog Kid
Damaged or Defective Dist Site 4 Node(s) White Noise
Dreams of Insanity Dist Site 1 Node(s) <undisclosed>
Mega-City Dist Site 3 Node(s) Powerslave
The Dream Theatre Dist Site 3 Node(s) Attitude
The Private Collection Dist Site 3 Node(s) Wildchild
The Psychodelic Mushroom Dist Site 1 Node(s) The Kiefdevil
Reggae Muffin Dist Site 2 Node(s) Illegal Error
The Scooter Dome Dist Site 3 Node(s) Scooter
So, You're Interested in Becoming a Razor 1911 Courier.
Razor 1911 is always on the lookout for talented new couriers. If you
think you are good enough to join the ranks of the elite, fill out one
of our courier applications (file courier.app in this release) and get
it up to us on one of our boards.
So, You're Interested in Becoming a Razor 1911 Dist Site.
If you run a 3+ node board and are ready to contribute to the success
of the oldest cracking group on the IBM, get in touch with us. All of
our sysops are actively participating in the success of the group, so
if you plan to just sit there and run a board, forget it. Contact us
on one of our boards or talk to your local Razor member for more info.
You May Reach us Via Modem At:
(813)968-5419
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