Proudly Presents
Postal III (c) Akella
Release On : 28 febuary 2014 Disk Amount/Format : 1 LARGE ISO
Type of Game : Shooter Media Protection : Steam/StarForce
Good or Insane? The choice is yours.
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude's week in Paradise, we
follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its
appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the
Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing Green extremism and
hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn't a much
better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical
scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former
Vice-President's cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway biker
gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will
you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will
you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your
fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Features:
Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and
philosophies
Large, detailed, interactive environments
Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
NPC's react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy
Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy
Playmate Jennifer Walcott
Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises:
Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or
sometimes against you!)
Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the
BadgerSaw
Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
Burn/mount, install, copy crack, play!
Greetz: LARGEiSO and MEDIUMiSO
(C) E/dfs
" SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! "