xREL.v3

"Making the scene a piece of shit in 2004 (and 2004)!"

ONE_MILLION_DOOM_3_KEYS-EFNETiSO

Welcome To An Official EFNETiSO .NFO File

OK, so it has been quite some time since you have seen an EFNETiSO release
and we apologize for this - we've been a little busy.  Anyways, we thought
that we might as well come out and talk about some stuff for a little bit
while we have your attention, so here we go.

What the fuck is EFNETiSO?  Well, heh, we are really 4 people who know a
whooooole lot about the scene, and have a pretty good sense of humor. We
don't take it as seriously as most of these super-scener people do, we
just don't find running around releasing stuff fun any more.  So, why the
hell are we putting this out? We think it is funny as hell.  We know this
is 100% total crap, and a waste of bandwith, but we enjoy seeing people
get so angry at us for releasing funny ass shit like this.  For example,
"b1narystar" on ISONEWS says: "i wish i knew where these people lived,
so i can go to their houses personally and punch them in the face for
being so stupid".  Well b1narystar, unfortunately you are a nobody in the
scene and we are somebodys who are just pulling people's legs, so I would
not talk shit if I were you.

Anyway, yes, for those who have not figured it out yet, these releases are
jokes, intended to be funny and pointless.  Yes, we are using keygens and
just letting them run for like 15 minutes to generate these massive files
that have no point.  We find it amusing, do you?

Shouts to all the groups out there that are keeping it real, and as always
have some fun.  Seriously.  If you all take this shit so seriously it's
freakin rediculous.  How can you enjoy the scene if you are all running
around acting "1337" all the time being "professional".  Kick back every
now and then and have a good time.

Thanks RELOADED for the great release, albeit late, and now thanks
EFNETiSO for the worthless release. NUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!

SO! INCASE YOU CANT RUN .EXE FILES ON YOUR COMPUTER TO RUN THE KEYGEN, WE
PUT OUT THIS 26MB FILE CHAULK FULL OF CD KEYS FOR YOU.  YEP, ITS A TEXT
FILE. DO YOU LOVE IT? WE LOVE IT.  PROPS TO IND FOR THE FIRST DOOM 3 RLS.

Contact Information

Want to apply to be part of EFNETiSO? Guess what! We probably don't need
you! But that is okay, you can apply anyway, we will say no!

We need affil sites.  We don't care how bad they are as long as they are
3Kbps+.  So EMAIL us if you want to affil us.  We are cool people!

HTTP: www.goat.cx
IRC : #bearcave
EMAIL: EFNETiSO1911-OMGWTFBBQ!!1111111111111111111111111111*hotmail*com

EFNETiSO DOES NOT FEED YOUR CHILD CEREAL, OTHERS DO THAT!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT MAIL OR FTP OR SEND PACKAGE BOMBS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT PUBLISH PORN FILES ON WEB SITES, NEVER!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT USE IRC TO ABDUCT YOUR CHILDREN, NEVER!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT USE AOL OR MSN FOR AN ISP, NEVER!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT REMOVE INFOMATION FROM NFOS, ISONEWS DOES THAT!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT DO TECHNICAL SUPPORT, MICROSOFT DOES!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT HAVE, WANT OR NEED ANY TAMPONS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT GIVE OUT ANY DRUGS, SEX OR ALCOHOL!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT GIVE OUT ANY POSTERS OF US!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT TELL TO GROUP OUTSIDERS HOW TO RIDE TRAINS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT HAVE ANY EXTRA STAMPS, STEAL THEN FROM THE PO YOURSELF!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT WRITE HISTORY TEXTBOOKS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT WANT PEOPLE TO SPREAD DEVIANCE'S KIDDIE ASS RELEASES!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT USE NAPSTER, WE USE KAZAA!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT SUPPORT SOFTWARE PIRACY!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE SPORTS TEAMS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT TELL YOU HOW OTHER PEOPLE OBTAIN KIDDIE PORN!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT REPLY, WHEN YOU VISIT ISONEWS!

"If Gore invented the internet, I invented anal sex." - Anonymous

Shout Out's and Fuck You's

LOL, geeze, I can't believe that we started putting these out.  Anyway,
here are some shoutout's:

Anyone who isnt gay

And, unfortunately, a few "Fuck You's" too:

John Carmack, id Software, Doom 3, Valve, Half Life 2, GAY!

NFO Made 02/08/2003                                                         Ferrex!SAC