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Slapstick.Of.Another.Kind.1982.DVDRip.XviD-FLAiR
INFO
Release
Title [ Slapstick (Of Another Kind)
Release [ 2011-05-30 Source [ Retail DVD
Retail [ 2008-01-22 iMDB [ 2.0/10 (398)
Runtime [ 81 mins Size [ 702MB / 50x15MB
Genre [ Comedy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/
Encoding
Audio [ 91kb/s VBR Mono -V3
Video [ 624 x 336 @ 1115kb/s 25fps
PLOT
Sometime in the future, Caleb and Lutetia Swain
have given birth to twins who are just a little bit
different. They are born at 3 feet tall and although
they behave like 2-year olds during the day, at night
they "put their heads together" and become perhaps
the most intelligent people in the universe. In the
privacy of their bedroom, they critique the theory of
evolution, rewrite the Constitution of the United
States and figure out the most important power in the
universe, the theory on how to control gravity. When
their genius is discovered, every foreign and domestic
power will go any length to capture the twins and
their brilliant discoveries. Based on the novel
"Slapstick" by Kort Vonnegut.
RIP NOTES
First you look at the cast. Jerry Lewis, Madeline
Kahn, Marty Feldman, Merv Griffin, Pat Morita, Orson
Welles.. Plenty of household names. And written by
Kurt Vonnegut, you say! Must be a fine film. Then you
look at the plot. Ugly twins, who are really aliens,
retarded when they're apart, but super smart when
they put their heads together - literally - which
brings about fear of incest. They're here to solve
the world's problems and/or sell gravity to a Chinese
ambassador who has shrunk himself to 2 inches. Oh..
kay? Finally you look at the IMDB rating of 2.0 and
realize this may have been a poor career choice for
those involved. A proper turd, and worth watching
because of it!
WHO WE ARE
Since 2003, FLAiR has been dedicated to preserving
the neglected titles of an entertainment era long gone.
A time of classic kids flicks, painstaking hand-drawn
animation and countless cheesy low-budget horrors. A
time when pop had a King, and rock had a Queen. A time
when special FX wizards ruled, and CGI was just one of
their many tools.
Driven by nostalgia and memories of better days, we
seek to relive those times, and share those memories.
While our belief is that the 80s represent the very
pinnacle of pop culture, we will not limit ourselves
to one decade, or any single genre. We will not ignore
the movies considered insignificant or even embarrassing
by the studios. We will not disregard a timepiece just
because it is dated.
Whereas most groups rely solely on digital sources,
there are still thousands of rare and out of print
titles, many of which have no planned digital release.
We've made it our mission to dig these out, clean them
up using the best hardware and techniques available to
us, and share them with the world. Be it VHS, Laserdisc
or more exotic formats, we're here to bring you the best
(and worst!) of decades past. So sit back and enjoy as
we uncover and pay tribute to an age of cinema we will
never get back.
THANKS
To everyone that has supported us over the years and
managed to keep this fun!
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