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the chosen few proudly present

Kangaroo.Jack.INTERNAL.TS-TCF

release date.: january 15th 2003
theatre date.: january 17th 2003
dvd date.....: ??/??/2003
imdb rating..: 3.7/10 (24 votes)
imdb url.....: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0257568
subtitles....: n/a
genre........: action/comedy
mpaa rating..: PG
runtime......: 84 minutes
source.......: homemade ts
format.......: pal vcd (352x288, 25fps)
video: 1150kbit cbr
audio: 224kbits 44.1khz
disk size....: cd1 - 31x15mb
cd2 - 30x15mb

p l o t

Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician,
get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $100,000 to
Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild
kangaroo.

c a s t

Jerry O'Connell: Charlie Carbone
Anthony Anderson (I): Louis Fucci
Estella Warren: Jessie
Christopher Walken: Salvatore Maggio
Dyan Cannon: Charlie's Mother
Michael Shannon (V): Frankie Lombardo
Marton Csokas:
David Ngoombujarra:
Brian Casey (II): Young Frankie
Lara Cox:
...also starring...
Bill Hunter (I)

g r o u p   n e w s

notes: internal ts for those who weren't satisfied with our
sister group's (esoteric) release. another reason is
that this is FAR from flawless, we didnt know it'd be
so hard producing homemade ts's... anyways, take this
as another WARNING before downloading this. here are
the following discrepancies:

-minor/moderate but brief flickers throughout the film
(this can become extremely irritating for some users
so dont say we didnt warn you and then bitch about it
later. it isnt as severe as the ones found on our
"hot chick" ts [in our opinion] but an anti-flicker
filter couldnt fix it)
-very brief camcorder adjustments during opening scene
-camcorder slightly pan'ed left
-audio has a slight buzz (yet another warning)

other than those problems the entire film is there,
aspect remains ws although bottom was minimally
cropped and yes it's a kiddie (some categorize this
as shitty) film but why waste our time on an oscar
award winning flick if an early screener would be
likely to appear for those type of films anyways. for
those interested, enjoy this film a few days before
theatre release (we wouldnt suggest burning it or any
ts's unless you're using cd-rw's or unless it's of
ctp caliber [we'll let you know if we ever produce a
worthy one such as 8 mile, quality which is difficult
to mimick btw :P]).
the chosen few is currently looking for:
-suppliers of silver pressed vcds or pirated/retail
dvds from asia/europe (.sg, .my, .hk, .cn, .uk, etc.),
suppliers on broadband preferred.
-suppliers of screener/promotional vhs and dvds or pre-
retail dvds. if you or someone you know works at a
video store, movie review affiliate, dvd distribution
warehouse, production studio, academy awards/oscar
staff and/or have some other means of getting your
hands on screener/retail vhs or dvds ahead of store
date, contact us now. we will reward you and anyone
involved in the supply chain with the best the scene
has to offer including leech sites, bncs and of course
membership in one of the top groups of the scene. we
can and WILL block any serial numbers from the source
if needed.
-contributers of a pal minidv camcorder for the purpose
of creating our own telesyncs.
-legit 100mbit unix boxes in either europe or north
america for exclusive TCF usage. full access preferred
(security issue).
-suppliers of LEGIT hardware. non-usa suppliers only!
-NO COURIERS NEEDED! so stop applying, jebus!
-we DO NOT fill rars or requests for methods of obtaining
ANYTHING! so please stop e-mailing us unless you qualify
for any of the positions above otherwise it's useless.

c o n t a c t

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