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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063331/
My Third Wife, George
RELEASE TYPE..> XviD SUPPLiER.......> FiCO CREW
RELEASE DATE..> yyyy.mm.dd CRACKER/RiPPER.> FiCO CREW
STREET DATE...> yyyy.mm.dd ENCODER........> FiCO CREW
THEATRE DATE..> yyyy.mm.dd RATiNG [iMDb]..> 5.5 (43)
ViDEO CODEC...> XviD Koepi AUDiO CODEC....> LAME 3.9
ViDEO BiTRATE.> Avg 1356 kbit/s AUDiO BiTRATE..> 72 kbit/s
ViDEO FORMAT..> NTSC AUDiO FORMAT...> MPEG1-Layer3
RiP METHOD....> 2-pass ABR MOViE SiZE.....> 700mb
ASPECT RATiO..> 1.37 : 1 DiSKS..........> 50x15mb
RESOLUTiON....> 544x400 RUNTiME........> 68 min
GENRE.........> Comedy
LANGUAGES.....> English
SUBTITLES.....> None
Notes:
Directed by Harry Kerwin
William Kerwin .... Ralph Higbee (as Thomas Wood)
Bunny Ware .... Polly
Duke Moberdy .... Doc Holliday (as Duke Moberly)
Joseph Sexhauer .... Charlie
Doug Blake .... Mother Higbee (as Douglas Blake)
Barbara Walker .... Trixie
Late-bloomer Ralph Higbee (WILLIAM KERWIN, billed here as 'Thomas
Wood') doesn't get hip to the birds and the bees until he's closing
in on 40, and still running around his Mommy's house in his 'jammies,
spying on the cute Japanese maid who spends most of her time
massaging her juggs. But when Mommy croaks, Ralph is left to discover
the 'evils' of the opposite sex all by his lonesome.
After years of one sexy debacle after another, Ralph pulls up a
barstool in a Miami bar at two in the morning and gets macked on by a
gorgeous tart named Gigi (INGRID KERR) who tells him she likes to
'play all kinds of naughty games.' Ralph shoos her away and begins a
fascinating yarn about his multiple failed marriages that serves as a
testimonial to why an average-looking aging nebbish like Ralph Higbee
might be hesitant to get involved with a savvy barfly like Gigi....
It all begins with his adventures with buxom 'hippie' BUNNY WARE
(Strange Rampage) who turns him on to drugs and an orgy -- a
harrowing nudity-packed experience that causes him to curmudgeonly
lament 'these modern hippie kids with the balling and the pot... it's
just too much for ol' Ralph!'
Falling for the milky-white melons (and the 'dynamite beef
stroganoff') of a blonde named Josephine, Ralph makes her Wife Number
One. But, soon enough, she's humping her swimming instructor whom
Ralph attacks with a sword. Worse, she has Ralph buy her a pet
gorilla (!?) who bathes her and gropes her naked bosom. Eeeeeeep!
You've got to see how this freaky little bit of cinema obscura plays
out....
Amanda, Wife Number Two, hires private detective GENE BURK (Mundo
Depravados) to spy on Ralph in the hopes of a fat divorce settlement.
When absolutely adorable stenographer BONNIE LAURANT drops in to type
up some documents, the sneaky dick forces the two to have sex at
gunpoint. Bonnie's nerdy secretary get-up and her banana-shaped tits
are the predominant focus of interest here, and poor Ralph ends up
with a slap in the kisser before it's all over....
Then it's on to George, Wife Number Three. She seems downright
perfect except for a vicious jealous streak and... well... that
name....
Director HARRY KERWIN shot My Third Wife George in his home state of
Florida. It's a really well acted and occasionally weird little time
waster which is lighthearted and quirky without being excessively
stupid -- a rare quality in this genre indeed. Bill Kerwin was
Harry's brother, and he appeared in a number of H.G. Lewis classicks
(such as Blood Feast), as well as most of Harry's films. Also in
attendance is musician-actor CHRIS MARTELL (The Gruesome Twosome),
while the mysterious stranger stalking Bill is none other than BRAD
GRINTER (billed here as 'Duke Moberly'), director of those other
shot-in-Florida hits Flesh Feast and Blood Freak. Brad and Bill
teamed up again for Harry in the nudist epic Sign of Aquarius in
which the two let it all hang out.
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