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CLAN

PRESENTS
Fun.At.The.Funeral.Parlour.S01Exx
DVDRip.XviD-HAGGiS

[ RELEASE INFO ]

Release Date   : 25/01/07      DVD Date       : 18/08/06
Airdate        : 2001
Genre          : Comedy        Runtime        : ~30mins
Release Size   : 17x15MB       Language       : English
Video Format   : XviD          Audio Format   : MP3 VBR ~128kbit
Aspect Ratio   : 4:3           Video Quality  : 528x384 @ 25fps ~1000kbit

http://imdb.com/title/tt0281442/
[ PLOT ]
"Recently voted Number One Best Sitcom of All Time and winner
of No BAFTAS(tm), 'Fun at the Funeral Parlour' attracted tens
of viewers worldwide over its 2 year run.

Following the adventures of 'Thomas Thomas Thomas and Thomas', Wales'
worst undertakers, 'Fun at the Funeral Parlour' is a sitcom without
rules, where anything can and often does happen... Oh and series 2 even
features a theme tune by Brian may from Queen! Oh and it came out BEFORE
'Six Feet Under', so don't go accusing it of plagiarism... Oh and there
was one more thing... no it's gone." - Back of dvd.
[ RELEASE NOTES ]

bloody braw!
This series is brilliant, and features a whole host of comedy legends including...
Mark Williams, Charlie Higson, Paul Whitehouse, TOM BAKER,
Matt Lucas, David Walliams, David Mitchell, Robert Webb, BILL ODDIE!!

We highly recommend this show. Enjoy!
[ CLAN BANTER ]

AYE! that's right, it's fucking haggis day (Burns Night).
The day of the year when Scots eat haggis and get pished!

For those of you who do not know what haggis is, wikipedia says:
"Haggis is a traditional Scottish dish. Although there are many recipes,
it is normally made with the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck'
(heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices,
and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's
stomach for approximately an hour."

sounds gid aye?

Since is it a special occasion, we include the full version of
Rabbie Burns' "Ode To A Haggis" at the bottom of the nfo.

To all our fellow Scottish clansmen, both home and abroad...
HAPPY BURNS NIGHT!

We are currently looking for:
- 100mbit+ HQs in various EU countries.
- Preretail/retail dvd suppliers.
- Experienced uk pdtv cappers with fast upload.
- Live haggii captured in the wild.

If you can help us with one or more of the above
please contact us through the grapevine or mailclanhaggis*gmail*com

[ GOAMINS ]

RiFFRAFF | SAiNTS | iNGOT | REMAX | RiVER | AiRiSO
The GiNGER-ALLIANCE | WiLiTH | HAiRYKiRPiT

Additional greetings also go to:
- yer ma
- the entire population of Wales

[ OUTRO ]

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethankit' hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect sconner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit:
Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.

Ye pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware,
That jaups in luggies;
But if ye wish her gratfu' prayer,
Gie her a HAGGiS!
- Robert Burns