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A.Shot.At.Love.With.Tila.Tequila.S02E09.DSR.XviD-SYS

.release date [ 06/17/08            .res [ 512x384
.air date [ 06/17/08            .fps [ 29.970
.genre [ Reality TV          .region [ NTSC

.link [
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/tila_tequila/series.jhtml

Three-Way Getaway

The final three Shot at Love suitors arrive in Cancun and
quickly admire the champagne filled suite overlooking the ocean.
Brittany and Kristy are excited about getting to know Tila
Tequila better, while Bo, the only boy left, is sure he can rise
above his female competitors.
Over lunch, Tila opens up to all three of them and admits that
she's looking to be with someone for the long haul. Brittany and
Kristy both use the opportunity to talk about their past
relationships, allowing Tila to see what kind of future she
might have with them. Bo, however, remains quiet and fades into
the background. He's comfortable sharing with Tila, just not
when Brittany and Kristy are around.
After lunch, Tila wants to ride some jet skis out onto the
ocean. Unfortunately, Bo can't participate because of his broken
jaw. Tila offers kayaking as an alternative, but Bo resigns
himself to just watching the girls from the beach. Tila may be
looking out for Bo's best interest, but she sure doesn't seem to
be thinking about him as she has a blast with Kristy and
Brittany in the water. Bo sulks when the girls return to shore,
but Tila chooses to ignore his grumpiness.
While in Cancun, Tila Tequila will be taking each contestant on
a private date. To determine the order, Bo, Kristy and Brittany
will compete in a "Condom Blow-Up Race." They will have to jump
into the pool to grab their condoms, place the condoms onto a
pump and blow them up -- using only their butts to pump. And
it's not all about speed. Tila will judge them on how sexy they
look working the pump. The winner will get to choose when their
date with Tila will take place.
When the competition starts, Bo is certain that his athletic
ability gives him a clear advantage. However, Brittany and
Kristy quickly catch up to him, and Bo notices how Kristy is
working the pump "like a professional." Before he realizes
what's happening, Bo "blows his load" and pops the condom.
Meanwhile, Brittany only gets a few sexy moves in before her
condom also pops. Although Kristy didn't get the job done either
, she knows she looked good blowin' that thing up!
Brittany ends up winning the whole thing, choosing to have her
date in between Bo's and Kristy's dates with Tila. Kristy thinks
Brittany made a big mistake giving her the third slot 'cause
she'll get to leave a lasting impression.
Bo knows how important his date is, given his silence over lunch
and his grumpiness over the jet skis. While out, Tila expresses
how much he hurt her feelings and even begins to cry. Bo swears
that if he could go back, he would kayak all day long to keep
her from crying. It's all Tila needs to hear to feel better, and
she offers to take him up to her room. After some quality time
in Tila's bed, Bo is more certain than ever that he's falling in
love and that he will be the last one standing.
Back in their room, Brittany and Kristy are lamenting the idea
of Tila ending up with doofy Bo. To take their minds off Bo and
Tila spending the night together, Brittany and Kristy engage in
some late night skinny-dipping.
Despite all the fun they had together, Kristy and Brittany are
not thrilled when Bo comes back to the room the next morning
with Tila. Naturally, Bo rubs it in by telling the girls that if
their dates are "half as amazing" as his was, they're in for a
great time. Further rubbing it in, Bo and Tila begin to lovingly
hum to each other. It makes both Kristy and Brittany wonder what
Tila sees in them if she's so happy after her night with Bo.
After an awkward breakfast, everyone boards a boat that takes
them to the middle of the ocean where a yellow submarine is
waiting for them. Since Tila's already seen them work a pump,
she wants to see them "go down." A couple hours of checking out
beautiful fish and a cool shipwreck manages to melt all the
tension away.
But when they surface for a picnic, Tila Tequila calls Bo out
for behaving differently when Brittany and Kristy are around. Bo
admits that it's hard for him to be around her in a group
setting because he wants to be the only one holding her hand and
fawning over her. Much to Tila's amazement, Brittany and Kristy
also share these feelings. After all, Tila's not the only one
who's risking a broken heart!
On her date with Tila Tequila, Brittany expresses how grateful
she is to be in a relationship with someone like Tila, and even
toasts every ridiculous relationship she's had that brought her
to this moment. Brittany goes on to admit that, although she's
normally reserved with her heart, it's hard not to fall in love
with Tila. After hearing that, Tila invites Brittany up to her
room. Tila and Brittany hop into a bubble bath together, where
both girls confess how much they like each other.
When Brittany returns the next morning, the foursome most suffer
through another awkward breakfast. As for the day's plans, Tila
claims that after seeing them "pump it" and "go down," she now
wants to see them "ride" ... horses, that is.
Tila loves riding horses on the beach. Native New Yorker,
Kristy? Not so much. Especially when her horse starts galloping
and she can't control it. Eventually Kristy decides she's too
nervous and gets off the horse to watch the others have fun.
Knowing that she may have hurt her chances at A Shot at Love,
Kristy decides to step up her game that night during her date
with Tila. While enjoying a romantic dinner on a yacht, Kristy
confesses that no one's ever spoiled her with such a beautiful
evening. When Tila voices her concerns about Kristy living
across the country, Kristy reads Tila's mind by saying that
sometimes missing someone can be a good thing.
Tila takes Kristy to a special hammock that hangs over the water
for a snuggle session. Kristy tells Tila she wants to be her
girl and should be her girl. Things begin to steam up, so Tila
and Kristy move inside for some privacy.
Kristy and Tila return the next morning, leaving Bo and Brittany
feeling uncomfortable during breakfast. Realizing it may be his
last chance, Bo pours his heart out to Tila. She appreciates
that Bo is finally opening up in front of the other girls, but
Kristy is annoyed that he had to do it after her date.
Back from Cancun, Tila Tequila faces the toughest elimination
yet, as she feels so close to all three Shot at Love suitors. As
Kristy, Bo and Brittany wait, they each feel very strongly that
they're the right one for Tila. But what does Tila think?
Bo is the first to get a key, having impressed Tila with his Mr.
Softie speech. Then, Kristy and Brittany approach Tila, holding
hands while they wait to hear their fates. Although Tila had a
great time with both of them, she hands Kristy the coveted key.
Brittany's Shot at Love has ended.
Both Bo and Kristy hug their fallen comrade, genuinely upset to
see her go. Tila tells Brittany that it's not personal, she's
just not sure the chemistry's there. Although they're sad to see
Brittany go, Kristy and Bo are thrilled that they're still
standing!-

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